We’ve just put the talks up from this year’s Metaphwoar! (exclamation mark mandatory) Here’s Peter Gasston talking about what a web developer does. You can watch more videos here.
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The Burning House at Poke
The Burning House is a popular photography-centric blog based on the following thought:
“If your house was burning, what would you take with you? It’s a conflict between what’s practical, valuable and sentimental. Think of it as an interview condensed into one question.”
We decided to have a go at Poke. Here’s mine:

We exhibited everyone’s photos in one of the Poke loos. Well, on the wall above the loo:

It’s a really fun and interesting exercise. I found myself thinking incredibly practically about it. What became clear quickly was that most sentimental things I own are photos and those photos exist on a hard drive. There are relatively few physical items I would need to take. Above you will see a my phone, a computer, passport, a box of important paperwork (tax; id; insurance etc), my coat (might be stuck outside for a while!) and of course my wife :)
Finkle and the Fish
For the last fourteen months (on and off), I’ve been working on a short story called Finkle and the Fish. It’s been a real slog, but today, I’m proud to say you can now buy it in the Amazon Kindle store.
Here’s the opening page, as it looks on Kindle:

It will be released in other formats soon. Or you can download the Kindle app to most devices.
Warning: It’s a little… dark.
Dead or Alive – Thoughts on zombies, ecosystems and meaningful connections
There’s lots of ecosystem talk at the moment. And for good reason: everything is interconnected. I remember last year, Nik Roope coming back from SXSW and telling me about a talk he saw from someone (name escapes me, sorry) from IDEO on systems thinking. He was quite drunk, so it was a bit slurry and loud, but it sounded interesting. Then I realised that I had also been talking about systems. I just hadn’t framed it that way yet. This year, Bud Caddell created a brilliant presentation on complex systems and a couple of weeks ago, I found out that Leigh Himel was at it four years earlier.
Systems thinking is a vital part of everything we do and it’s good so many people are batting ideas around. The danger is that the complexity of the subject matter acts as a barrier to action. Ironically, even complexity needs simple entry points in order to get people to embrace it. Luckily, I’m much better at simple than complex ;)
I put together a new deck for the APG in Barcelona, which I presented in April. I finally got round to tweaking it (it was a bit of a ramble) and I’ve stuck it on Slideshare. What it lacks in technological rigour, it makes up for in zombies:
The lady in the loft
We moved into our new home four months ago. Last week, I was lying on the bed and noticed that a part of the wall I had never really looked at had a panel on it, attached with four screws. Out came the drill and a few moments later I had pulled the panel away and found a secret storage space. Yes, I felt like Indiana Jones. And yes, I also wondered if I might find a body.
What I did find was five framed pictures wrapped in newspaper that was dated May 1996. Most of the pictures weren’t my taste, but then I saw the picture at the top of this post. I really like it. And I can’t wait to put it up somewhere. I love the idea that this picture has some history with the house; a history I’ll never know.
I’m pretty sure the people that owned the house before us – and maybe the people before that – never opened this panel. Very exciting. To me.
10 hopes for 2011
Rather than make predictions about 2011 I’m going to share ten things I hope will happen:
1. Someone somewhere will explode in a sticky mess for exceeding their lifetime quota for saying the words ‘social media’ without having a point
2. Agency folk will develop the ability to appreciate the work of their competitors instead of slating it because they didn’t do it
3. Campaign magazine’s photography will feature only smiling, happy people – no frowning or steely looks anywhere
4. The acronyms, FML and FTW will drop out of usage and be erased from living memory – except for being mumbled incomprehensibly by an elderly, autistic savant in Utah
5. People will come to terms with the fact that not everything and not everybody is AWESOME – some things and some people are just alright (thus making announcements of truly awesome things more credible)
6. An award will be given to a sensible, well thought-through piece of work that just did its job for a modest budget and using familiar technology
7. The industry’s smartest folk will catch the blogging bug again
8. The ‘advertising vs digital’ debate will be sealed inside a sandwich bag and fired into space
9. People will spend less time talking about doing and more time doing*
10. *I will stop being a massive wanker
Poke hack day 2010
In 2009, I was very happy to be on the winning Poke hack day team with Egg Watchers. But you’re only as good as your last 24-hour project.
Last week was the second Poke hack day. We split into teams, unplugged the phones and set about solving this year’s brief: To make our neighbourhood better. I’m writing a proper blog post about it for the Poke blog. In the meantime, here’s the idea my team and I made. It’s called Eastern Super Mayors.
In case you’re not from the UK, the name is a pun on a place called Weston-Super-Mare ;)
Our idea was to take the ‘dormant’ power of Foursquare mayors in East London and turn it into genuine influence. After all, mayors are by definition venues’ most regular customers and they are also, often very ‘connected’ individuals. They are exactly the sort of people venues should want to make happy. So what if we gave each mayor in the neighbourhood a chance to rally their friends behind one simple, tiny demand to make their venue better?
We manually inputted almost 60 local venues and mayors into the CMS that Chris, our developer put together in just a couple of hours, so all the data on the live site was genuine. While some of us continued to work on the idea, others started contacted a few mayors to see if they wanted to get involved.
One of the things that continues to amaze me about Poke hack day is what you can actually get rolling in one day. By the time we presented this idea to the judges (22 hours after conception), we already had three genuine mayors not only making demands but actually campaigning to friends. And a fourth had contacted me too:
Not all the demands were completely serious of course. Or maybe they were, Dan?
To top it all off, we also managed to get one demand satisfied (and filmed) on the day, improving life – even if only marginally – for an entire company, Digit, who will be enjoying a cheese and chutney day this week:
Both Poke hack days left me blown away. I was truly humbled by the people around me. They are all insanely talented and driven and it’s great to see everyone pitching in and getting their hands dirty to get things done.
I will link to the full blog post asap. Here are some pictures of the teams presenting their ideas.
Metaphwoar! videos are live
We filmed it. You can watch all the videos HERE.
I can’t quite bring myself to post my intro video on my blog, but it does explain the whole thing, so you can watch that here. Not that you couldn’t have found it yourself. Shall I just keep linking to the same Vimeo album? OK then. Here’s a couple to warm you up:
Social media panel at #clickldn
I’m sitting at LBi an hour or so after being on this panel with Stuart Eccles and Maciek Gorzkowski. It was enjoyable but in twenty minutes we barely scratched the surface.
Things we talked about that interest me:
It’s not helpful lumping infinite new opportunities into two words: ‘social media’. This simply perpetuates the faux-mystery of it all. In my mind, the saturation of ‘social’ technologies simply renders the technology invisible. What is left is the thing; the idea; the conversation; the motivation. Of course, being too much of a purist in this way can also be unhelpful sometimes ;)
The language we now associate with social media – things like Awesome, :) , Yay! etc – is also starting to grate on me. I think this type of language and punctuation is a lazy attempt to masquerade as ‘getting social media’. What really matters is what value you’re offering. Although there’s a time and a place for friendly gentle language, it should never be used as a veneer. And it often is.
What we didn’t get to talk about:
It is now really, really, really easy to share stuff and connect with people. But this ease has implications. The less effort required to do something, the less significant it is. The trick is to make your ideas slippy so they are easily understood and passed on, but ensure they are still meaningful and motivating.
One good example of actions becoming less meaningful is the evolution of the Facebook ‘fan’ function. You can no longer be a ‘fan’ of a brand page. You can simply ‘like’ it. That simple, semantic change is very important. It turns a lifestyle statement (I’m into this kind of thing) into a momentary vote (I thought this was fun).
One of the most powerful things about the technology we have access to is that we can bring the best of all worlds together. Things can be epic as well as be intimate; broadcast as well as social. Personal messages from the Old Spice Guy is the perfect example. Also worth adding that ‘Big on the outside, small on the inside’ was one of the guiding principals in the development of Balloonacy.
I think it’s also interesting that social media is helping to reinvigorate television. People love the idea of there being one answer. What one thing is ‘all about’? Is it going left or right? Is it Twitter or Facebook? Technology means the answer can be several things at once. Or something that didn’t previously exist. That kind of openness brings with it fear. We like certainty and singularity.
There is of course no formula to make something ‘go viral’. The returns on campaigns designed to be socially propagated have elastic returns. Media agencies can say, I’ll give you X-thousand eyeballs for X-thousand pounds. That’s nice and safe. It’s a harder conversation to say: you might get a mediocre response or this *could* become a phenomenon. Again, the smart thing is to balance both: to use media money to light a few fires and use creativity and brainpower to make the thing ‘flammable’.
Lastly, for me, all good marketing ensures that the reward (economic, emotional or social) is greater than the effort required to get it. And that’s the bottom line: value. Not value just in the sense of a 2-4-1 in Tesco (although that, too) but something human beings will benefit from.
OK I’m a little burned out now. Hope I didn’t ramble too much there. I find this topic interesting, important and completely boring at the same time. Thought I’d get these thoughts down while it’s still fresh in my head. Blah.







